Question by ¤ » ♫Resundra♫ « ¤™: Questions that make you question your common sense!!?
1.What is a free gift? Aren’t all “gifts” free?
2.Life is hard compared to what?
3.Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
4.What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
5.When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
6.If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
8.Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
9.Is there another word for synonym?
10.Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
11.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
12.When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
13.Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
14.Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
15.Why do they report power outages on TV?
16.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
17.Is it possible to be totally partial?
18.If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
19.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
20.Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
21.Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
22.If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
23.If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
24.If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
25.When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
26.Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
27.If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
28.What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
29.Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don’t they just get taller ballerinas?
30.You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
31.If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
32.If stupidity can get you into a mess, then why can’t it get you out?
33.If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
34.If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
35.How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
36.If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
37.Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
38.If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
39.If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
40.Why is that when you transport something by car, it’s called shipment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
41.Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
42.You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes–why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
43.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
44.If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
45.Was today really necessary?
46.Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
47.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
48.If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
49.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
50.If it’s 0 degrees today, and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
51.What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
52.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
53.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Answer by BillB
I can only answer question #51:
There have been people that have died and have been brought back to life so if you get scared to death in the 2nd half, you will not be brought back to life.
I am adding a question to your list:
54. Why do people say “excuse me” when they fart? Shouldn’t they say, “watch out”?
What do you think? Answer below!